Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1330 | 2017-08-31 17:54:36 | 55.00 | 95% |
| 52 | 2017-05-10 16:51:48 | 43.89 | 94% |