Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1557 | 2022-10-17 17:47:05 | 98.63 | 98% |
| 718 | 2021-12-15 04:36:31 | 88.55 | 97% |