Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8634 | 2021-10-28 17:37:35 | 85.95 | 97% |
| 6170 | 2021-03-30 17:15:42 | 62.06 | 94% |
| 3507 | 2021-01-19 09:03:58 | 56.02 | 94% |
| 3484 | 2021-01-18 22:31:11 | 60.85 | 95% |