Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2101 | 2021-12-30 19:06:25 | 85.96 | 97% |
| 1888 | 2021-11-28 07:45:04 | 101.55 | 99% |
| 1329 | 2021-09-14 08:24:51 | 84.29 | 97% |