Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10705 | 2021-11-08 17:35:47 | 109.51 | 96% |
| 7379 | 2018-08-28 13:35:33 | 98.56 | 95% |