Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13151 | 2018-05-11 21:14:46 | 92.93 | 97% |
| 13150 | 2018-05-11 21:14:06 | 80.97 | 96% |
| 8917 | 2018-01-29 03:35:45 | 90.36 | 97% |
| 2254 | 2017-12-02 01:47:49 | 77.70 | 97% |
| 694 | 2017-11-19 03:00:53 | 80.09 | 99% |