Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1001 | 2018-02-22 12:24:04 | 123.46 | 99% |
| 864 | 2018-02-21 03:01:31 | 92.08 | 97% |