Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6419 | 2022-05-21 23:47:23 | 90.93 | 97% |
| 2568 | 2021-08-08 03:12:19 | 65.87 | 95% |
| 2120 | 2021-07-13 10:35:15 | 60.74 | 95% |