Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3431 | 2023-03-22 19:21:33 | 73.82 | 95% |
| 1313 | 2022-10-14 18:30:59 | 70.41 | 95% |