Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 953 | 2017-05-20 01:39:59 | 77.98 | 95% |
| 96 | 2017-05-01 03:54:23 | 68.87 | 93% |