Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13774 | 2020-02-05 20:24:45 | 88.94 | 98% |
| 12718 | 2019-07-17 05:37:35 | 88.85 | 96% |
| 9553 | 2018-10-12 02:20:56 | 84.63 | 97% |
| 5079 | 2018-06-03 02:05:18 | 89.57 | 98% |