Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1529 | 2017-07-21 05:19:45 | 129.58 | 99% |
| 1479 | 2017-01-22 01:16:19 | 98.99 | 86% |