Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3436 | 2021-08-16 05:58:05 | 145.21 | 100% |
| 3257 | 2021-04-19 03:46:17 | 130.89 | 98% |
| 1093 | 2020-01-18 07:09:25 | 101.89 | 97% |
| 260 | 2018-11-23 20:24:57 | 85.38 | 95% |