Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5219 | 2018-07-27 08:32:32 | 77.16 | 96% |
| 4464 | 2018-05-05 00:01:40 | 86.29 | 98% |
| 3025 | 2018-02-13 04:17:07 | 80.31 | 98% |
| 1416 | 2017-11-06 00:18:25 | 67.12 | 95% |