Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 524 | 2020-12-15 15:43:01 | 36.78 | 94% |
| 521 | 2020-12-15 15:38:23 | 34.42 | 93% |