Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5015 | 2022-05-13 07:42:27 | 57.90 | 100% |
| 1674 | 2018-04-10 10:50:55 | 46.47 | 97% |