Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2278 | 2021-05-03 08:59:47 | 41.35 | 93% |
| 1969 | 2021-02-08 05:12:36 | 47.09 | 93% |
| 96 | 2021-01-03 05:26:36 | 30.05 | 95% |