Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 852 | 2017-08-28 05:27:57 | 29.95 | 98% |
| 577 | 2017-07-12 06:05:59 | 22.09 | 93% |