Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3766 | 2018-10-15 15:19:06 | 79.21 | 98% |
| 3629 | 2018-10-02 14:54:09 | 84.36 | 98% |
| 3419 | 2017-10-06 00:20:43 | 71.98 | 97% |