Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1370 | 2023-03-02 12:44:10 | 46.02 | 94% |
| 1267 | 2023-02-23 12:17:04 | 50.93 | 95% |