Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3187 | 2022-05-09 22:06:29 | 85.47 | 96% |
| 451 | 2018-12-16 20:01:59 | 51.84 | 91% |