Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2681 | 2022-12-29 07:32:13 | 106.70 | 98% |
| 998 | 2019-05-09 10:57:10 | 116.86 | 98% |