Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4124 | 2019-05-02 10:49:01 | 57.28 | 97% |
| 1719 | 2017-07-02 06:23:04 | 48.34 | 98% |
| 1242 | 2017-06-20 20:35:09 | 43.85 | 92% |