Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3915 | 2020-07-04 14:58:10 | 76.48 | 96% |
| 2701 | 2017-03-22 09:28:59 | 80.31 | 90% |