Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 890 | 2021-06-03 08:17:18 | 84.33 | 96% |
| 710 | 2020-08-03 04:08:03 | 100.60 | 98% |
| 484 | 2020-04-15 10:28:33 | 93.62 | 97% |