Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17745 | 2019-12-04 21:38:56 | 95.59 | 98% |
| 17029 | 2019-04-12 04:25:29 | 106.70 | 100% |
| 15667 | 2019-01-31 22:29:59 | 102.77 | 99% |
| 14241 | 2018-12-05 01:55:16 | 94.86 | 98% |
| 8159 | 2017-04-12 19:41:44 | 90.37 | 97% |
| 7422 | 2017-03-16 19:51:40 | 86.89 | 99% |