Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 48191 | 2023-07-24 12:05:27 | 78.13 | 100% |
| 44597 | 2023-05-23 11:45:10 | 63.80 | 97% |
| 36939 | 2023-01-09 21:58:51 | 69.63 | 98% |
| 33368 | 2022-09-04 21:26:30 | 53.30 | 97% |
| 30208 | 2022-04-14 09:49:38 | 66.76 | 98% |
| 29892 | 2022-04-03 12:39:34 | 57.62 | 97% |
| 26733 | 2019-11-07 09:36:17 | 54.22 | 97% |
| 24227 | 2018-07-27 16:52:32 | 48.84 | 94% |
| 23234 | 2018-06-05 11:45:44 | 66.97 | 98% |
| 22648 | 2018-04-26 21:40:26 | 64.31 | 96% |
| 22297 | 2018-04-08 15:40:44 | 62.31 | 96% |
| 20830 | 2018-01-25 11:25:34 | 50.96 | 94% |
| 17592 | 2017-08-10 19:34:51 | 62.73 | 97% |
| 13043 | 2017-02-21 19:05:14 | 61.19 | 95% |