Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12372 | 2021-09-25 14:31:32 | 53.75 | 98% |
| 11210 | 2021-05-28 14:45:26 | 43.42 | 97% |
| 10295 | 2018-01-19 11:14:33 | 60.04 | 98% |
| 10071 | 2017-12-15 12:07:23 | 56.46 | 98% |
| 7968 | 2017-05-25 02:19:59 | 55.37 | 95% |
| 7838 | 2017-05-16 08:17:07 | 59.85 | 95% |
| 5276 | 2017-01-17 16:27:05 | 48.03 | 95% |