Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5635 | 2018-12-27 02:58:50 | 61.09 | 95% |
| 1923 | 2018-02-07 05:53:59 | 58.13 | 98% |