Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3152 | 2019-11-02 04:23:50 | 79.33 | 97% |
| 1133 | 2019-01-15 05:07:08 | 70.74 | 96% |
| 717 | 2019-01-03 18:26:14 | 79.75 | 98% |
| 485 | 2018-12-29 17:57:53 | 68.86 | 96% |