Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2201 | 2021-03-09 05:30:31 | 79.17 | 98% |
| 759 | 2020-11-08 05:10:49 | 68.79 | 99% |