Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 28889 | 2024-01-18 06:41:57 | 80.13 | 95.6% |
| 28408 | 2023-09-27 13:54:36 | 90.39 | 98.4% |
| 26433 | 2022-05-14 23:02:42 | 74.27 | 96% |
| 24679 | 2021-10-23 05:00:36 | 82.22 | 96% |
| 23294 | 2021-08-31 07:11:41 | 85.65 | 96% |
| 21966 | 2021-03-21 11:28:21 | 94.16 | 99% |
| 13533 | 2018-06-17 09:58:29 | 79.90 | 97% |
| 11673 | 2018-04-04 17:27:08 | 92.04 | 98% |
| 10111 | 2017-12-28 12:41:15 | 82.71 | 97% |
| 7736 | 2017-10-12 15:42:45 | 70.18 | 97% |