Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9675 | 2017-11-14 19:45:29 | 74.78 | 97% |
| 8154 | 2017-08-27 17:45:22 | 75.23 | 95% |
| 7080 | 2017-07-16 19:27:50 | 77.60 | 97% |
| 6655 | 2017-07-03 17:53:03 | 85.05 | 97% |
| 5639 | 2017-06-05 16:25:56 | 82.34 | 97% |
| 5518 | 2017-05-30 09:11:10 | 70.68 | 89% |