Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1152 | 2023-09-29 13:55:21 | 77.27 | 93.9% |
| 638 | 2022-07-15 03:10:17 | 101.47 | 98% |