Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1733 | 2020-11-10 17:19:44 | 65.32 | 96% |
| 1116 | 2020-09-16 23:34:57 | 50.82 | 94% |