Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9726 | 2020-10-08 13:25:18 | 61.67 | 98% |
| 6853 | 2017-05-29 14:16:02 | 64.20 | 96% |