Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1662 | 2017-05-28 02:37:43 | 106.76 | 86% |
| 877 | 2017-04-12 21:15:13 | 117.11 | 93% |