Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6872 | 2023-06-01 04:42:16 | 49.49 | 93% |
| 6524 | 2023-02-14 12:36:51 | 57.00 | 94% |
| 5371 | 2022-04-22 05:45:18 | 47.85 | 94% |
| 3407 | 2021-12-26 16:01:02 | 51.16 | 96% |
| 2616 | 2021-10-05 06:32:56 | 50.75 | 95% |
| 942 | 2020-08-06 09:15:56 | 42.43 | 95% |