Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5474 | 2021-06-03 06:08:11 | 71.47 | 98% |
| 4406 | 2021-04-05 05:49:26 | 74.21 | 99% |
| 2685 | 2021-01-19 07:15:07 | 66.14 | 98% |
| 1388 | 2020-10-28 10:20:06 | 54.77 | 96% |