Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2575 | 2017-09-18 02:45:11 | 49.71 | 97% |
| 2342 | 2017-08-23 02:43:45 | 50.20 | 96% |
| 2238 | 2017-08-08 02:56:25 | 50.18 | 98% |