Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4596 | 2018-01-12 03:41:31 | 99.84 | 100% |
| 2312 | 2017-12-19 00:53:10 | 84.56 | 99% |