Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1571 | 2022-06-02 15:57:25 | 90.87 | 98% |
| 138 | 2022-03-18 01:00:53 | 79.13 | 97% |