Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2877 | 2021-04-07 00:12:30 | 82.14 | 95% |
| 2010 | 2021-03-02 16:38:02 | 63.12 | 94% |
| 1949 | 2020-04-28 01:29:31 | 78.51 | 95% |