Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2932 | 2020-01-20 21:23:15 | 68.26 | 96% |
| 2148 | 2019-05-19 12:50:05 | 64.45 | 96% |