Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6060 | 2020-11-27 18:51:13 | 73.22 | 97% |
| 2205 | 2018-11-18 21:17:54 | 62.70 | 97% |