Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 27425 | 2022-09-06 22:15:57 | 103.69 | 97% |
| 26038 | 2020-02-09 01:28:20 | 112.76 | 97% |
| 19785 | 2018-09-11 13:38:31 | 106.40 | 98% |
| 18878 | 2018-08-14 15:51:25 | 111.35 | 97% |
| 16898 | 2018-05-22 16:43:47 | 103.90 | 97% |
| 9110 | 2017-10-25 14:59:40 | 98.98 | 97% |
| 5400 | 2017-08-16 21:42:03 | 85.08 | 95% |
| 2607 | 2017-06-12 16:39:57 | 96.03 | 97% |
| 1899 | 2017-06-02 14:18:44 | 94.74 | 93% |
| 1863 | 2017-06-02 13:31:26 | 96.85 | 95% |