Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2956 | 2018-06-05 23:05:08 | 97.71 | 97% |
| 1441 | 2018-05-04 12:55:42 | 97.72 | 99% |
| 451 | 2018-04-06 17:27:25 | 82.08 | 96% |
| 333 | 2018-02-13 18:12:50 | 73.49 | 95% |