Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3904 | 2019-01-24 14:02:43 | 82.83 | 96% |
| 3618 | 2018-11-02 16:10:56 | 86.75 | 98% |