Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2964 | 2021-08-25 23:15:15 | 71.76 | 96% |
| 1777 | 2020-11-30 01:23:55 | 47.92 | 92% |