Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1769 | 2022-02-20 00:28:15 | 55.12 | 95% |
| 505 | 2022-02-03 01:08:22 | 42.77 | 92% |
| 462 | 2022-01-30 09:52:25 | 43.35 | 95% |